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Thursday, January 3rd, 2008
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Saturday, August 25th, 2007
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You're Ulysses!
by James Joyce
Most people are convinced that you don't make any sense, but compared to what else you could say, what you're saying now makes tons of sense. What people do understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once brilliant and repugnant. Meanwhile you are content to wander around aimlessly, taking in the sights and sounds of the city. What you see is vast, almost limitless, and brings you additional fame. When no one is looking, you dream of being a Greek folk hero.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid.
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| Time: | 7:29 am. |
| Music: | sonic youth - dirty boots. |
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so... badass. stupid internet quiz actually has the deck i personally use.. and the reading i did for myself a couple weeks ago.. the very obvious one that told me precisely.. well. everything... the first card drawn, the card for myself. voila.

You are The Magician
Skill, wisdom, adaptation. Craft, cunning, depending on dignity.
Eleoquent and charismatic both verbally and in writing, you are clever, witty, inventive and persuasive.
The Magician is the male power of creation, creation by willpower and desire. In that ancient sense, it is the ability to make things so just by speaking them aloud. Reflecting this is the fact that the Magician is represented by Mercury. He represents the gift of tongues, a smooth talker, a salesman. Also clever with the slight of hand and a medicine man - either a real doctor or someone trying to sell you snake oil.
What Tarot Card are You? Take the Test to Find Out.
I AM A MIRACLE MAKER, WHAT
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
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ee today is the annual steph's party day. i look forward to this day all year. especially this year, because i don't think i've seen anyone but chrissy since sean's halloween party. i'm lame. look at that icon! i haven't had that hair in a year!
anyhow. looking through old stuff, i found just the gem from last year. may 07. 3:45am.
thank god for backspace.
whoa. WHOA. i'm talking to puffy.. ahhahaha and yeah, i'm kinda drunk. we'll call it six [small] glasses of wine and a half a shot of tequila. but it was at steph's graduation party and i am so unbelivably proud of her and i admire her whether or not she knows it and it was a fabulous night i had no idea i lived so close to her i would have gotten home in literally a minute if it had not been for the red light and YES but the county sherriff sped past me in the left lane [thank god] i knew i was only a minute away. really though. it was a GOOD night. and i saw elise and jeremy leave, but i knew dan and julia would sneak out, i figured around then, as they always do but still NEXT WEEK whoa dude, i have to be on set at seven in the morning though and tomorrow i will laugh at myself for writing this but i will laugh as i did when elise read those conversations from oh so long ago sometimes they are embarrassing but most of the time I LIKE THAT THEY ARE RECORDED BECAUSE THEN I AM REMINDED TO REMEMBER THEM please remember this when writing(lol) yay for parties that induce drunk internet rambling! i am excited.
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Thursday, October 19th, 2006
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Tuesday, August 1st, 2006
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so, when i can't think of something to do, i sit and stare at my new desktop. mmm, robert downey jr. swoon. he's got something to tell me, he'll say it any minute; i'll keep a watchful eye pinned to his lips so i won't miss the slightest murmur. hah. i've decided that i should pretty much just convince his wife that he needs a secondary, non-threatening-to-the-first-wife-in-any-way wife. look at that hat!! how could i not totally adore him (again. this is a revival from middle school)? yay for random crushes on movie people, cause they are fun and non-committal. i also have a crush on the movie serenity. how you can have a crush on a movie, i'm not entirely sure, but i've got it under control.
so i drove to sarasota to see a scanner darkly, and it was pretty rad. saw clerks II today by my lonesome, cause for six bucks and a movie theatre almost emptied of people, just enough for me to feel mildly embarrassed when a loud "ohhhhhh" escaped me when dante punched the pole. like, the kind of 'oh' when your football team misses its goal. which is.. unusual for me, i'd say.
i've a gloria estefan song stuck in my head. not sure why.
mhm.
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but this wasn't all on my own.. though i don't remember what dan suggested that lead me to this..

ohhh my god, i really doubt this will be as funny to me in a few hours. okay, well, maybe it will be even funnier then, but once i go to sleep and wake up tomorrow, it probably won't be as funny. but oh oh oh, i don't care.
reset, renew!
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"have you ever transcended space and time?" "yes. no. time, not space. no, i don't know what you're talking about."
i watched i heart huckabees earlier. and then nick got me all hyper with his talk of godot penguins with lasers and locusts.
then i made this.

beat that, warren ellis. HA.
edit: HAHAHHAHAH FUCKING HAHAHHAHAA LOLTY i'm so dying, i don't know what the hell is wrong with me. hahahahah. i'm glad i entertain myself, however.
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Thursday, June 15th, 2006
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----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: sometimes Date: Jun 14, 2006 12:29 PM
[blah blah, this one time when i was little i had this crush on this boy] and i wrote him a letter and put it in his mailbox and my mom told me that was a federal offense.
yknow, now that i think about it.. i kissed a boy on the cheek and my mom was all like AIDS, CHILD
and my mom and my aunt and my grandmother are all like DONT GET MRRIED DONT HAVE KIDS
what the hell are they trying to tell me? hahahahahah
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: elise Date: Jun 14, 2006 3:59 PM
i think they are trying to tell you your way of giving people mail is incorrect. you should never get married because it sucks and you are better than that or maybe you shouldn't get married because when you kiss boys you give them aids and that tends to be a problem.
WORD TO YOUR MOM
----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: sometimes Date: Jun 15, 2006 12:43 PM
i think that may be the funniest thing you've ever said to me.
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i never quite believed it and i've always kept my eyes open.
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that echo chorus lied to me with its hold on, hold on, hold on
i've got neko case stuck in my head. we shall have to listen to her on the way to the city. and by 'on the way to the city' i mean on our way to chicago by way of algonquin, cause i'm in illinois, beaches. no, no beaches. because i'm illinois, not in florida. they have pretty trees here, and my mom has a pretty house, and most of what i've seen was in the dark, but still pretty all the same. especially the ikea building. *drool* OMG MOM, i said, when we were looking at maps, WE HAVE TO SEE THE QUAKER OATS BUILDING and then i laughed at her when she thought i was serious :D yaya chicago (yay travelling when i am unemployed, ha. i'll find a job when i get back, shit. though i'd much rather continue to travel, but apparently you need money for that and i have no financial backers)
anyway, just to let you know. now that i have practiced sitting up straight, i find it difficult to return to my slouching ways. i even sit up straight in the car (unless my seat's back and i'm rollin' with the homies or some shit). let us extend and adapt this philosophy to all areas in my life. hooray.
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Mary Beth Clemons says: omg. still an hour to go Sara Wilcox says: yesm Sara Wilcox says: its gone by pretty fast for me actually Mary Beth Clemons says: for you! your world has shorter minutes
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| Subject: | mhm |
| Time: | 10:41 am. |
| Music: | only god can judge me. |
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trying to remember, but it hurts i'm walking through the cemetary talking to the dirt
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Richards suffered a head injury after taking a tumble out of a palm tree while on vacation in Fiji.
WTF WAS KEITH RICHARDS DOING IN A PALM TREE?@!
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| Subject: | umm |
| Time: | 12:05 pm. |
| Mood: | quixotic. | | Music: | tupac --> deftones. |
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can i just say... wtfbeans?

freal though. wtf.
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OMG I THINK I JUST WET MYSELF
Square One!
ONLY THE BEST PBS KIDS MATH SHOW EVAR IN THE UNIVERSE
oh man, i just died
friggin' mathnet and mathman orwhatever th elittle tornado dude was called
LOAD, DAMN YOU! LOOOOAAAD
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"where did kayla go?" "she went for her weekly.. murder simulation thing or whatever."
ahahahahhalolty
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